bummentary

Something bad, but temporary. A momentary Bummer.

"Ow! I hit my thumb with that hammer!"
"Dude, it's only bummentary. Not like it's Trump in the Whitesonly House.

bummentary by Rivisec Flernt September 29, 2017

Bumpumentary 

Are a series of photos and or videos documenting your new arrival. Photos and or videos of your baby bump.

Jessamine’s baby album has a few ultrasound photos and several bumpumentary photos of her two moonbeams.

Bumpumentary by Starving Artist246 October 20, 2021

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

cummentary 

where you do commentary and cum in someones face at the same time (thats a fun job....)

cummentary us

cummentary by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Cummentary 

It is when you nut and comment on the star.

MOM Don't come in i am doing a Cummentary

Cummentary by Ginger_Cat February 11, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020