bummentary

Something bad, but temporary. A momentary Bummer.

"Ow! I hit my thumb with that hammer!"
"Dude, it's only bummentary. Not like it's Trump in the Whitesonly House.

by Rivisec Flernt September 29, 2017

Bumpumentary

Are a series of photos and or videos documenting your new arrival. Photos and or videos of your baby bump.

Jessamine’s baby album has a few ultrasound photos and several bumpumentary photos of her two moonbeams.

by Starving Artist246 October 20, 2021

cummentary

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

cummentary

where you do commentary and cum in someones face at the same time (thats a fun job....)

cummentary us

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Cummentary

It is when you nut and comment on the star.

MOM Don't come in i am doing a Cummentary

by Ginger_Cat February 11, 2022