Bumholing

Bumholing is the combination of the words Bum and Holing. This is the extreme sport version of Anal or Anilingus sexual intercourse. Known in the past as a casual weekend sport for bum bandits Bumholing has become a modern past time of which the whole family can enjoy.

Dan: "What are you doing this weekend then Bob"

Bob: "Just a bit of bumholing with the missus"

by Mr Bumhole April 28, 2011

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

Bumholian

A word that Brian May, the legendary guitarist of the band Queen, used on Twitter. A popular among Queen fans.

Probably means “bummer” or something negative, only that it is very cute because of, well, Brian May.

Brian: Today’s weather was very bumholian.

Us: Is bumholian even a word?

by Sebcery January 22, 2020

Buttholing

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.

When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!

by DankBudz March 23, 2018

bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017