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bumalingus 

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
bumalingus by M.J.T. April 9, 2008
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Bumalingus 

The act of licking and kissing another's butthole.
Will you perform bumalingus on me tonight?

Yes of course I will lick that ass after a shower!
Bumalingus by SweettradeMB October 2, 2023

buttalingus 

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind
Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.
buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

bungalingus 

(n.) Analingus. Bungalingus is the act of orally satisfying your partner's anus. A.K.A.: Licking the crinkles of you sweet-heart's puckered brown-eye.

This word is a combination of (1) the slang term "bung," which means asshole, and (2) the word "lingus," derived from the Latin word "lingua," which means tongue.
Yo wassup baby! I just washed down my a-hole. That's right, I cleaned the ol' dirty star. So how's about you gimmie some of that bungalingus?
bungalingus by bad religion November 23, 2006

bumilingus

1) Sexual foreplay in which the anus is stimulated by the tongue and lips.
2) Sexual foreplay in which the vagina of a hobo is stimulated by the tongue and lips.
1) Matilda was surprised when Charlie started performing bumilingus on the dance floor.
2) "I performed bumilingus on that tramp 'cause I didn't have any spare change."
bumilingus by Dougie Kennedy March 2, 2005

bummylingus 

The act of orally pleasuring a partners brown-eye. A more filthy version of cunnylingus.
I thought he was going to give me some cunnylingus, but what he actually gave me was some mean bummylingus.
bummylingus by B. A. LaClarva January 11, 2010

buttalingus 

the act of eating ass like you would pussy
you eat her ass out like a cupcake? Yeah I did a little buttalingus.
buttalingus by Don.E October 14, 2016
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