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bumalingus

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
by M.J.T. April 9, 2008
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Bumalingus

The act of licking and kissing another's butthole.
Will you perform bumalingus on me tonight?

Yes of course I will lick that ass after a shower!
by SweettradeMB October 2, 2023
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buttalingus

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind
Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.
by BAM2018 September 22, 2016
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bungalingus

(n.) Analingus. Bungalingus is the act of orally satisfying your partner's anus. A.K.A.: Licking the crinkles of you sweet-heart's puckered brown-eye.

This word is a combination of (1) the slang term "bung," which means asshole, and (2) the word "lingus," derived from the Latin word "lingua," which means tongue.
Yo wassup baby! I just washed down my a-hole. That's right, I cleaned the ol' dirty star. So how's about you gimmie some of that bungalingus?
by bad religion November 23, 2006
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bumilingus

1) Sexual foreplay in which the anus is stimulated by the tongue and lips.
2) Sexual foreplay in which the vagina of a hobo is stimulated by the tongue and lips.
1) Matilda was surprised when Charlie started performing bumilingus on the dance floor.
2) "I performed bumilingus on that tramp 'cause I didn't have any spare change."
by Dougie Kennedy March 2, 2005
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bummylingus

The act of orally pleasuring a partners brown-eye. A more filthy version of cunnylingus.
I thought he was going to give me some cunnylingus, but what he actually gave me was some mean bummylingus.
by B. A. LaClarva January 11, 2010
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buttalingus

you eat her ass out like a cupcake? Yeah I did a little buttalingus.
by Don.E October 14, 2016
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