Bumfort 

Comfy for the bum.

"I'm just sitting at home in bumfort watching Netflix."

Bumfort by ashmadallah June 5, 2015

Blumforter

The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.

It was exceptionally cold in the bathroom that day; so Tatiana gave Ronaldo a blumforter.

Blumforter by patches0h January 21, 2009

Bamforth 

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

Bumbortion 

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.

bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007

bumfart 

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

bumfart by Avoura December 3, 2005

Bumfart 

When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.

Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!

Bumfart by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006