Bumfort
Bumfort by ashmadallah June 5, 2015
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Blumforter
The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.
Blumforter by patches0h January 21, 2009
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Bamforth
The most coolest of the cools.
A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.
B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.
A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.
B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.
Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011
Bumbortion
Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.
Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.
Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.
Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011
bumportunity
The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)
I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.
Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007
bumfart
Bumfart
Bumfart by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006
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