Bumfort

Comfy for the bum.

"I'm just sitting at home in bumfort watching Netflix."

by ashmadallah June 5, 2015

Blumforter

The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.

It was exceptionally cold in the bathroom that day; so Tatiana gave Ronaldo a blumforter.

by patches0h January 21, 2009

Bamforth

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

Bumbortion

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

bumportunity

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.

by weenerella August 20, 2007

bumfart

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

by Avoura December 3, 2005

Bumfart

When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.

Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006