Bumbleflum

Flegm of the bum. Found mostly in the pits of young children’s jocks, elderly peoples bloomers and those who didn’t learn how to wipe properly. Also commonly found in the grundies of wondongarians and dirty bitches beef curtains.

Mum : “woah whose skiddies are these ones?”
Sproglette : “nah, it’s just bumbleflum mum!”

by anonymous January 4, 2024