Bumëd

A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.

To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.

The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING

SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT

THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP

AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵

Person 1: Why is her bum so tightly clenched
Person 2: Because she is a Bumëd.

by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021

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Bumed

A retarded way of saying bummed. Usually used by closet homosexuals who sound like Kenneth Williams.

"Just found out its Gay Pride in town this weekend, thats me avoiding the place then, dont fancy being bumed and chased down the street."

by ManchesterMAD August 27, 2009

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Bused

an instance where an individual is sucked into conversation with Gary Busey. When that said individual is drained of all mental essence and hope afterwards due to the immense frustration of talking to Gary Busey.

I was sitting in first class the other day, and Gary Busey walked in and sat down. He made eye contact with some poor guy across the Isle, and that guy had the worst few hours of his life being talked at by Gary Busey. He definitely got Bused.

by BritishKnight95 October 5, 2015

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bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

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bumder

Derogatory term for a homosexual male, a cross between the terms 'bender' and 'bummer.' Made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

1. (Original Context)
Neil's dad: Neil! What the hell is going on?! Oh! This place smells like a brewery, and not a nice one. Jay, there's always trouble when you're around, but Will I'm especially surprised at you. I'm so sorry, Steve.
Will: Oh, PISS OFF!
Neil's dad: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: Oh, I'm so sorry. My manners. Piss off PLEASE!
Neil's dad: I've had enough of your lip.
Will: Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you... right round your bell end, if Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!

2. (Everyday use)
"Oi mate, what's with the earring/pink shirt/George Michael CD/(whatever)? You a bumder or something?"

by Shit in your mum's cunt January 9, 2013

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