bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

Bumcrumpling

Can be used in any way, almost like Lobstromonus. Usually to emphasise and exaggerate something.

It can be negative, positive or anything else.

E.g.

"Oh, wasn't that a bumcrumpling defeat just the other day?"

"You are a bumcrumplingly beautiful man."

"We had a bumcrumple of a time."

"Well, we went back to his place and had a bumcrumplingly bumcrumpling bumcrumpling session, if you get what I'm saying. We really bumcrumpled a good deal."

"You are such a bumcrumpler!"

by XxMelonHeadxX January 2, 2013

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

cumdumpling

A.K.A a child who is acting like a little shit.

My son was such a cute cumdumpling.

by BABYYGG March 25, 2021

Buttdumpling

guy who likes it when dogs lick his ass

Sam and John love to be buttdumplings!!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

cumdumpling

A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.

Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.

by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021