Bulrog

Eric Cartman's ninja name in the episode of South Park "Good Time With Weapons"

"I am Bulrog, a tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicate the world of hippies"

Kyle: "Alright guys, hold on...I'll use MY special power to see into the future and see where we should head next"

Cartman: "HOLD ON GUYS! I actually have another special power to, I can see into the future too but better than Kyle"

Kyle:"Goddammit Cartman! you can't keep making up powers!"

Cartman: "I...am Bulrog, and I have lots and lots of powers."

by BrumBrum43 March 30, 2011

bulrog

Cartman in ninja form

Cartman: ha ha ha ha now you are a chicken ha ha ha ha
Kyle: goddamn it cartman

by PlayDohMan May 8, 2004

bulogna

Adversity that falls between the categories of bologna and bullshit. While not as ignorable as bologna, it requires less attention than bullshit would.

I was required to submit my cancellation request by the 15th, and now I am being invoiced for something I did not intend to purchase...this is bulogna.

by Captain Cid November 19, 2020

bulgogi-rhea

A case of explosive diarrhea after excessive over-consumption of meat at the all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ.

Mitch: Dude, should we order a sixth round of meat for the table?
John: Naw man, I've got a nasty case of bulgogi-rhea and am about to spray the walls if I don't get home quick.

by wassupman November 26, 2009

Balrog

A racial slur towards black people, commonly used by Twitch streamer and partner Dale Wilson aka LowTierGod.

I don't plan on having kids with a balrog.

by Immo342 October 18, 2023

Balrog

After too many days of breadsticks and cheese, one begins to wonder when the next bowel movement will arrive. After day 3, somewhere deep in the black chasm of your bowels lies the fabled balrog - a dormant beast no man ever wants to encounter.

Porkins: "I think I have a balrog. It shall not pass."

by Gandalf's plumbing service November 6, 2012

mini-Balrog

Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.

Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.

by GreenCat3 March 7, 2004