by Bocrominated March 30, 2009
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Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!
Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
by Devin E October 23, 2008
Get the Porkins mug.A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.
by Jeff Ibromawitz August 06, 2011
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Get the porkin mug.by jr123456789 July 16, 2010
Get the porkin mug.A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.
by Greencabbage April 08, 2020
Get the Porkin mug.Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.
Fun though.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.
Fun though.
Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!
by Larry Mcgrieger May 03, 2008
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