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Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
Porkins by Devin E October 23, 2008
A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.
He is being the porkins of the party.
Nobody wants to be a porkins.
Porkins by Jeff Ibromawitz August 6, 2011

mr porkins

Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes
Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock
mr porkins by Sir porkins! October 6, 2020

carl porkins 

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.
"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"
carl porkins by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

Parkinson flip 

A recreational drug combination of a dopamine release agent (Meth, 3-FMA, 4-FMA) and a dopamine reuptake inhibitor (Cocaine, Amineptine, Alpha-PHP), these 2 compounds synergize and cause an extremely high amount of dopamine in the synaptic cleft which results in dopaminergic neurotoxicity, which is associated with Parkinsonism.
"This guy is gonna Parkinson flip Alpha-PCYP with 3-MMA."
Parkinson flip by Snansensoos January 3, 2022

Porkistani 

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.
Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.