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Build-A-Bitch

A woman that you have to fix a certain aspect of her to deem dateable. It can involve appearance as well as personality.
A women who's a heavy smoker, a woman who needs to lose just a little bit of weight, or has an Owen Wilson-esque nose.

Sentence - You Damn she's so cool, but she's got a size 00 ear gauge!

Friend Haha, I told you not to mess with a Build-A-Bitch!!
Build-A-Bitch by Blakwire August 18, 2011

Build-a-bitch

Like build a bear but for bitches
Guy: Already done told you! It’s a build-a-bitch workshop! Build a better bitch!

Smalls: thought it was a hoedown?

Guy: Who the fuvk invited this guy?
Build-a-bitch by Succulent-Yes June 24, 2024

Build-a-Bitch Workshop 

A metaphorical place in which you get a girlfriend who's personality is molded to your choice and built to order.
Hey Jim, still having problems with your girl?

Yeah... she's been being a total naggy whore lately.

You should stop on down to "Build-a-Bitch Workshop" and try to make a better one!

Tits!

build-a-bitch.com 

Comeback "Build-a-bitch" for those people who you hate.
Kennedy:Hey.
Jackie:What?
Kennedy:I wasn't talking to you, I hate you..
Jackie: Where'd your mom make you? Build-a-bitch.com!!
Crowd:ohh.....

Build-A-Bitch Workshop 

Where men can go build their own slut.
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

Built like a bitch 

When you stand for nothing, fall for everything.. you’re built like a bitch, a motherfucking bitch.
Built like a bitch by Hahaha!! August 26, 2023
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