Build-a-Bitch

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A gamer term referring to a male gamer utilizing a character creator to make their perfect waifu to play in-game, as opposed to creating a total chad that reflects his own masculinity. This practice is common among weeaboos and incels.

"Why is Colin's Final Fantasy 14 character a cat girl?"
"He thinks this game is a fucking Build-a-Bitch"

Build-a-Bitch by 7474 February 25, 2020

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Build-A-Bitch

A woman that you have to fix a certain aspect of her to deem dateable. It can involve appearance as well as personality.

A women who's a heavy smoker, a woman who needs to lose just a little bit of weight, or has an Owen Wilson-esque nose.

Sentence - You Damn she's so cool, but she's got a size 00 ear gauge!

Friend Haha, I told you not to mess with a Build-A-Bitch!!

Build-A-Bitch by Blakwire August 18, 2011

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Build-a-bitch

Like build a bear but for bitches

Guy: Already done told you! It’s a build-a-bitch workshop! Build a better bitch!

Smalls: thought it was a hoedown?

Guy: Who the fuvk invited this guy?

Build-a-bitch by Succulent-Yes June 24, 2024

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Build-a-Bitch Workshop

A metaphorical place in which you get a girlfriend who's personality is molded to your choice and built to order.

Hey Jim, still having problems with your girl?

Yeah... she's been being a total naggy whore lately.

You should stop on down to "Build-a-Bitch Workshop" and try to make a better one!

Tits!

Build-a-Bitch Workshop by Beebuns July 15, 2010

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build-a-bitch.com

Comeback "Build-a-bitch" for those people who you hate.

Kennedy:Hey.
Jackie:What?
Kennedy:I wasn't talking to you, I hate you..
Jackie: Where'd your mom make you? Build-a-bitch.com!!
Crowd:ohh.....

build-a-bitch.com by Build-a-Bitch March 2, 2017

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Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

Build-A-Bitch Workshop by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

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Built like a bitch

When you stand for nothing, fall for everything.. you’re built like a bitch, a motherfucking bitch.

You’re built like a bitch!

Built like a bitch by Hahaha!! August 26, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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