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brojangles
On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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Buhjangle • Buhdangle • bum jangles • Bojangles • Brojangles • bojangled • bojangler • Bajangles • bajangled • Blojangles
Bojangles
A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.
It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
Bohangles
Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.
Bohangles by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009
bajangled
I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.
Tatty Bojangles
First used by russel howard in mock the week.
A womans or very fat mans titties.
Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.
A womans or very fat mans titties.
Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.
Tatty Bojangles by fatcunt July 9, 2009
The Bojangles
noun; the act of experiencing a warm tingly feeling throughout the abdomen close to the end of a piss. Usually experienced by males.
The Bojangles by i VolkeR i July 24, 2009
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