Buffear

The irrational fear an online video will buffer

I have some serious buffear, don't let this video catch up on me. Please, play all the way through.

by cam892 March 14, 2017

Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

by LGUNNER October 31, 2009

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

social buffer

noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.

"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"

"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."

by vhatesyou October 8, 2013

Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.

Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.

by admiral milligan November 17, 2010