buffered 

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

buffered by samozvanets June 22, 2014

buffered 

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

buffered by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

Buffered Airdodge 

"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.

Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.

"Bro! I Buffered Airdodge that! Ugh, I didnt' even tech that, what the heck?"

Buffered Airdodge by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018

Bronco-Buffered 

occurs when a video is forced to buffer more than 3 times while using Western Michigan University's blazing slow internet.

"I was going to watch the third season of family guy online, but then I got Bronco-Buffered."

Bronco-Buffered by Hates-Slow-Internet February 17, 2010

bluffered 

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!

bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011

Bufferedtalk 

When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.

I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,

Bufferedtalk by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022

Buffeted 

When you eat so much food at a buffet and feel drunk

Man I got absolutely buffeted last night.

Buffeted by Jawcooper July 8, 2021