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A person who is drunk beyond comprehention, the person will most likely not be able to speak or participate in party festivities.

wow did you see that guy in the bar last night, he got shut down by every girl he talked to and could not even speak.. he was really btayed

stupid dumb smashed gone
Btayed by realonism April 9, 2009
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Person who is drunk to a point of no return. This person will not be able to understand or comprehend their own language. slurred speech, falling down and overall ridiculous actions are common with a person who is btayed.

dumb stupid drunk hammerd
Omg did you see that guy last night? He couldn't speak he was so btayed
Btayed by realonism April 9, 2009
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If you are in any situation where you are not sober or thinking straight, you are blayed
If someone doesn't know what time it is, it is blayed o'clock!
Blayed by www.blayed.com March 14, 2011
Past tense of bray.

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To bray: To physically, mentally or verbally abuse somebody beyond comprehension, in either a friendly or serious manner.
Old Woman at the Post Office: "Excuse me love, can I get some first class stamps?"
Nathan: "Shurrup y' quim I'll bray ya!"

or

"Did you hear about that Harris kid? His sister came to pick him up from school and he got brayed 'cos he wouldn't give anyone her number."
Brayed by Carrrterrr December 9, 2008
Andrew, you just got brayed.
Man, I think I just got brayed by that midterm.

You brayed up
brayed by Rick_from_california2 February 22, 2010
Where someone or something belonging to a person has been put up as an item up for sale on eBay.
"Look, Kieron Dyer is on eBay."
"Hey, Joe, someone put your mum on eBay."
"Hey look, you've been e-bayed!"
e-bayed by Man On The Run May 3, 2008
bayed - Someone who pretends they jerk off/a young man that fingers his crack.
Jono: Dude..Your such a liar..You Bayed
Ben: Bayed?
Jono: You always pretend to wank..
bayed by JackoKegna June 10, 2007
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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