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A disciple of Nut God, he is a very bold and very strong creature, he gets all the women with his charm and way of words, and his wisdom sparks many in as fortunate and passionate, however, don't be fooled, he is as devious as Loki, as he uses his charm to lure his victims in, once lured in he uses them as SEX SLAVES!!! That is why they are disciples of the Nut God Bryslan.
Becky:Omg I love Bryslan, he is so charming.
Karen:Be careful! He might make you a sex slave.
Bryslan by Ya_Boi_Creepy November 21, 2022
Words you can keep
The most amazing person in the world. Almost as amazing as Obama, lil has x, and Dababy combined.
Wow! That amazing person is such a brylan!
Brylan by FirstPersonAlive November 29, 2021
The most amazing person in the world... very attractive. Tends to be very sweet, smart, kind, bold, athletic, strong, loving and caring. He gets all the girls!
Wow, do you see that hot guy over there?! He must be a Brylan!!
Brylan by Killingit2840 October 2, 2016
That one 6 ft absolute chad who shows up to a party then which after whilst you are playing tf2 makes you give him a gawk gawk 3000 whilst you are sitting in a $399 pewdiepie gaming chair, whilst he screams hate speech at you and calls you a pencil dick. He will also force you to give him a upside down triple twisty gawky 9000 at any moment he wants, he will do it. But he is a big bro and really funny.
P1: That guy over there is the host of this party

P2: He looks like a Bryland.
A Bryland by TheGirthyFlute5000 October 29, 2020

Brylan Bristopher Woods 

Also known as Sadbrylan92, plays CS:GO on Youtube
Character of streamer noob dog
Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Not much worth living for but i'm still here in this meat vessel to the living world... *sigh* I'm just getting bored of what this world offers. Nothing but pain and suffering. And to make things worse our IMPEACHED president Donald J. Drumpf is ruining our planet and our country. Why has god forsaken us? 2019 was so bad. New decade new me.

Rip lil peep, XXX, Juicewrld - legends die young
-Brylan Bristopher Woods
A one-of-a-kind boy's name for a one-of-a-kind boy; synonymous to the words handsome, sexy, awesome, and epic. Has beautiful green eyes, amazing hair, a smile that shines though even the darkest of moods, and a wink that'll make your heart melt. A sexy beast in bed, wielding his mighty sword (which is bigger than yours) with grace, power, and speed. Witty and thoughtful; always knows the right thing to say in any situation. Always knows how to make you laugh. All the girls want him, but can't have him. Shows no mercy towards stupid people. May or may not have a fetish for penises.
"Have you seen Bryland?"
"Of course! How could anyone miss that sexy beast?"
Bryland by Luridescence November 24, 2011
A Brysann is a rather odd female creature that expresses strength, bravery, and fine body. She is tough in the inside and also on the outside but yet she never fights for what she belives in. Bryanns always claim they hate attention, but secretly they love it. Brysanns don't have a distinct smell, never the less any at all. People are always attracted to a Brysann for her perfect body, but only true friends can see her for who she truly is. A Brysann is a all around smart person but she hides her brain behind her rather subtle attitude. Bryanns are at the top of the totem-pole when it comes to popularity, however they always degrade themselves. People identify Bryanns as a hoe/skank, but these are people who only look at her for her body. Byrsanns have a horrible taste in guys; so if you aver meet one try to snag her as your own.
Dang, that Brysann over there sure has a bad taste in men!
Brysann by YeahyeahIknow May 11, 2017
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