Definitions by itszando
Slothing and Sleuthing
The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Slothing and Sleuthing by itszando December 9, 2021
Brunchopotamus
The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.
Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptism today? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.
Brunchopotamus by itszando June 2, 2018
Wok of Shame
The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.
Wok of Shame by itszando September 25, 2010