itszando's definitions

Brunchopotamus

The animalistic side of a human being that comes out when eating brunch. Also can pertain to people that love brunch so much, that they consistently miss family functions, events, et cetera.

Man, can you believe Ashley and Zack missed the baptism today? Yeah man, typical brunchopotamus move.

by itszando June 2, 2018

Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.

Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.

by itszando December 9, 2021

Wok of Shame

The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.

After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.

by itszando September 25, 2010