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Brunchtea 

When you only have one meal in a day
Hi Sandra! Let’s have brunchtea.
Brunchtea by dxlanmxrray August 17, 2020

Bruncher 

A Bruncher is somebody who puts on the blinkers and sees the fine details of life. They believe in quality over quantity, fine craftsmanship, $1 coffees, footyball, insulting commoners, payphones, spiced apple and chamomile tea, Shapes, and pointing at their groin area (or crevice).
Hey Cyril, did you hear about Sanjeev? Apparently a Bruncher stole his car and drove to Queensland singing Patrick Hernandez songs for the whole journey,
Bruncher by Dzhimara June 9, 2019

Bruncher 

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.
I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?
Bruncher by princess crys October 17, 2008

Buncheap 

"A Buncheap" (Pronounced Bunch-Heap)

A whole fucking lot! This measurement may be used to describe anything... Time, space, height, weight, length, etc.
"There's a buncheap of black dudes at this party... let's bounce."

"That ollie was, like, at least 6 buncheaps high."

"Those speakers are a buncheap too loud."

"How many more fucking buncheaps do we have to wait for this stupid bus... Seriously, those black dudes look a buncheap angry"
Buncheap by Profundi May 14, 2010

Brunchausen Syndrome 

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.
Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.
Brunchausen Syndrome by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Brunched 

The act of getting booted from a group/party for being a toolbag.
VaLoR v3: Hey, Squinty Damien is being a chud. Should he get brunched?
Bogtits6: I agree wholeheartedly with your decision. No one with a tuna can shaped dick should be allowed to play Modern Warfare 2.
Brunched by Scot Isafag December 3, 2009