Brumpels 

The sensation of extreme repeated flatulence in the morning...Normally accompanied by the Liquor Shits!

My girlfriend kicked me outta bed this morning...I had a mad case of the brumpels!

Brumpels by Rand-o September 25, 2007

Blumpelstiltskin 

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

Blumpelstiltskin by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008

Blumpelstiltskins 

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

Blumpelstiltskins by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

blumpelstilskin 

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

blumpelstilskin by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

blumpelstilskin 

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

blumpelstilskin by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio January 13, 2008

Bumpelstiltskin 

Variation of the word ‘bump’ - a small pile of powdered drugs, commonly taken using a key.

Would you care to pop to the lavatory for a quick Bumpelstiltskin?

Bumpelstiltskin by lrtc.xam May 27, 2025