Brumin 

Brumin is red-green or protan colorblind, which means that he can do a lot of mistakes in anything and he can always blame his colorblindness. Is he not able to speak? Colorblindness. Is he not able to hear what you're saying? Colorblindness.

Henny my water broke - Brumin
'It's ok chat Brumin is colorblind'

Brumin by HiBruminMods November 9, 2021

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

Bruins at 1 by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Bromine 

\BRO-meen\, noun. The essential binding element between the bro's in a bromance on a brolecular level. Few bros understand this however, as they rarely pass high school chemistry.

Under the right environment, such as in the presence of the catalyst 3OH3 (Oxygen Douchate), Bromine can form a durable chemical bond between two bromosexuals.

Bromine by Notls September 5, 2010

bromine 

Bromine (abbreviated as BR1), small organic molecule in the brocholamine family. It is a monoamine neurotransmitter that plays an important physiological role during a bromance.

His bromine count is off the charts.

bromine by Dskar October 18, 2012

Brucing 

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

Brucing by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

brominate 

To hang out with your bro's for an extended length of time (i.e., marinade is to meat as brominate is to bro's).

What are your plans for Saturday, bro?
-I'm probably just gonna brominate at the pad with my bro's.

brominate by ZaggTron January 18, 2009

Bruinpied

Not being hired by a company because of controversial material you or some else has published on the Internet.

I need to go through my facebook profile and blog and take down those pictures of me passed out on the kitchen floor so I don't get bruinpied by the Wal*Mart hiring managers.

Bruinpied by ADMe April 28, 2006