Browns'd
To screw something up so bad that it reflects something the Cleveland Browns would do. Must be used with a capital B to denote the connection to the Mistakes by the Lake.
Browns'd by Red_Head_Ed March 7, 2016
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chris brown'd
girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009
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Chris Brown'd
noun
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
Chris Brown'd by Miraxe February 16, 2009
Chris Brown'd
Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)
Chris Brown'd by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009
Antonio Brown'd
Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.
Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.
Antonio Brown'd by Rusty Salmon September 10, 2019
Antonio Brown'd
When you're watching TV, and some guy sneaks up behind you, unzips, starts masturbating, and unloads on your back...
Antonio Brown'd by CJ Volney September 10, 2019
Chris Brown'd
Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
Chris Brown'd by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009
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