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The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop.
"Dude, I gotta go. I got a big brown dog barking at the back door."
by Plankto February 07, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."
"Why's your video stream constantly cutting out?"
"My internet sucks. I got brown dog internet."
by waveofmist August 05, 2020
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When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.
Guy: Bitch, you just Brown Dogged me!
Girl: Sorry, I forgot to shit before we got in bed.
by D-BoyFresh2011 July 21, 2015
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to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.
You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"
by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014
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