Brown crow

The sound a male/female makes while bending their naked romantic partner over grasping each buttcheek with one hand, Spreading the cheeks while letting out a high pitch shriek into the anal cavity.

In order to entice Mary into marriage, Jacob gave Mary the brown crow. After receiving such an act Mary could not contain herself any longer and were instantly wedlocked.

by Browncrow June 11, 2018

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.

She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.

by Big cope October 5, 2017

Brown Crown

When someone deficates on top of your head in a sexual fasion.

I just gave Rhonda a brown crown she'll never forget.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

brown crown

synonym for first-time anal sex

Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.

by a lex July 29, 2006

Brown Crown

Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over

Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown

by maxxxiiimus July 3, 2011