Brown Mound

Brown Mound: British slang; refers to poop, turds, shit, shite, dookie, etc. Typically used in posh fetish circles.

I had Winona lay down in my shower to receive my brown mounds. Being in the shower helps with clean up.

Brown Mound by Concernedgoodsamaritan October 16, 2026

sound from the brown mound 

A fart.

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

sound from the brown mound by Zonal K October 1, 2019

brown mounds 

A black woman's breasts.

I first heard the name in the parody song, "Brown Mounds", performed by Sal the stockbroker and Richard Christy, from the Howard Stern Show. It was in reference to Robin Quivers' enormous boobies!

brown mounds by Mispah October 18, 2008

Brown trouser Monday 

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

Brown trouser Monday by DingleDog August 4, 2020

brownsound 

an amazing brown guitarist who makes sound from his guitar.
(not a wet fart)

Dude, that guy played like Brownsound!

brownsound by taylor54 April 27, 2006

Brownhound 

VERB: meaning-To stick fingers into somebody's anus. Fingering someone's butt hole making your fingers brown.
Stemming from an incident at Carmel High School.

Man, did you hear about those seniors Brownhounding the freshman.

Yeah man that's gross.

Brownhound by browner311 March 2, 2010

brownpound 

To punch a person directly in the anus.

The best way to shut somebody up is with a properly executed brownpound.

brownpound by MagicM July 8, 2006