Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah
man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick
man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my
man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of
death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."