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Brown Charlie 

A sexual act in which partners first engage in anal sex; then, the penis is used to rub or smear remaining fecal matter on the other partner's thigh. Origins of the term come from two sources; (1) the thigh region is referred to in the word "charlie" as in "charley horse" (from the French "char lei" meaning quadriceps) and (2) a pun referring to the consistently meek Charlie Brown character created by Charles Schulz. In metropolitan areas, receiving a "brown charlie" is often used by teens as a sign for exclusivity and love.
Susan proved that she had a boyfriend by having her friends smell the remains of the brown charlie she received the night before.
Brown Charlie by Superfriends July 22, 2007
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Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.
Charlie Brown wank by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

Charlie Brown 

A Charlie Brown is a “middle of the road” sort of guy. He is not extreme and doesn’t see life as “black and white.” He sees all the grays and variations, which makes him interesting in some way. Some people see this as a “wishy washy” personality, but it is not so.

Charlie Brown is not mainstream. He is loyal to his friends and has an under rated “offbeat” sense –of-humor. Overall, he is not a bad person to be around.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brown-iest.
Charlie Brown by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013

Charlie Brown 

Charlie Brown is the main character of the Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown has been around for 50 years or more. Charlie Brown is known as a permanent case of bad luck by most of his peers. Chuck is a lovable loser who seems to fail at almost everything he does. Even though he cannot kick a foot ball properly, or throw a good pitch in baseball, he will still be loved by all of the world.
Charlie Brown by Risown April 1, 2009

charlie brown syndrome 

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off
Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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