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Brown Belt Bro 

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
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The Brown Belt 

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.
The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!
The Brown Belt by phartin September 29, 2010

brown belt 

I finally got my brownbelt last night
brown belt by Jrock August 13, 2004

brown belt 

Saying that you have had anal sex.
I got my brown belt last night with that hot ass girl I met at the bar.
brown belt by wisconsin September 29, 2004

Brown Belt 

After ejaculating into someoens rectum, pulling out, and smearing a brown-ine across their stomach and/or back.
"I like my brown belt with my coffee in the morning."
Brown Belt by ihuntmidgets July 19, 2009

Brown belt 

Brown belt by Buttninja6969 May 1, 2019

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026