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Broveries

Dude, he punched you straight in the broveries.
by ROPE February 6, 2014
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broverusage

Over usage of the word "bro"
Sorry for my broverusage, but i just won tickets to a Dave Matthews Band concert!
by Bro Namath June 8, 2009
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broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.
Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.
by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007
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broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
by kenchuto May 11, 2010
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Bronemies

The male version of Frenimies. Bronemies can be legitimate friends for some time, but usually are divided by a girl (or two ... or nine). They tend to make up in the end and return to being reluctant bronemies.
Man, Deadpool and Spiderman are total bronemies.

Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
by LosahLosah June 30, 2011
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brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.
Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!
by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012
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Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"
I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!
by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010
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