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broverusage by Bro Namath June 8, 2009
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broderism
The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.
The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.
The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.
Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.
Wow, that's quite a Broderism.
Wow, that's quite a Broderism.
broderism by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007
broceries
the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.
"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
Bronemies
The male version of Frenimies. Bronemies can be legitimate friends for some time, but usually are divided by a girl (or two ... or nine). They tend to make up in the end and return to being reluctant bronemies.
Man, Deadpool and Spiderman are total bronemies.
Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
Ever since he went out with his friend's ex, they've been total bronemies.
Bronemies by LosahLosah June 30, 2011
brovaries
The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.
Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.
Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.
brovaries by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012
Blovaries
Blovaries by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010