brovaries 

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

brovaries by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Brovaries 

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

Brovaries by Ed4heights July 16, 2015

brovaries 

what you refer to when you want to kick a guy in the nuts if he is a pussy.

Jon: Check out Mike listening to that Ricky Martin Cd

Ashlee: You should go kick him in the brovaries

Jon: *kicks mike in nuts* see smart car

brovaries by blacksiteninja April 6, 2009

Brovaries 

Male Testicles. Yep.

Chicks before Dicks!
Well, Brovaries before ovaries.
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Brovaries by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

Brovaries 

the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina

dude, don't get your brovaries in a bunch

Brovaries by Mr.Blackwell July 19, 2010

Brovaries 

Noun. An individual 's (usually male) group of platonic female friends. Similar to "bros".

Bob liked visiting strip clubs with his brovaries.

Brovaries by Allgoingtohell June 3, 2017

Ovaries Before Brovaries 

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

Ovaries Before Brovaries by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011