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Bocolate bip bookies 

Chocolate chip cookies for blood who hate to use the letter or the sound of C
Blood even made me say bocolate bip bookies, he so blooded out!!
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Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

bhocolate bhip bookies 

When you are a Blood and are trying to ask for some cookies, and can’t use the word “C”, because that’s on some switching up shit, we ain’t about that Crip shit, B.
Him: Mom said what you want from the store?
Blood: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies

Him: Chocolate Chip Cookies?

Blood: I SAID BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES, BLOOD QUIT PLAYING WITH ME!

broceries 

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
broceries by kenchuto May 11, 2010

Boomerism 

Noun. A banal thought terminating cliche used by boomers and boomer sympathizers to convey the failed "conventional wisdom" of their generation. These cliche sayings are typical political or economic in nature and are refutable by hard real-world evidence.

The burden of evidence required to refute a "boomerism" is often substantial, requiring reference to the CPI (Consumer Price Index), Wage Index, or other economic data available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).

Millennials and Zoomers are too busy working their jobs as senior economic analysts, program directors, or serving coffee to pay off students loans, to refute boomerisms.

None the less, entitled boomers feel obliged to be provided with hours of high valued consulting work, at no cost, to disprove them. Millennials and Zoomers have adopted a strategy of responding to boomerism with the much less costly "Ok Boomer".
Boomer: "Well hello there youngster, what are you doing?"

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Doing my taxes. It looks like I might be able to pay off my student loans and mortgage by the time I'm 83."

Boomer: "I see you are eating avocado toast there! You know, if you ate less avocado toast, and lived in a shoe, you could be free of debt by now!"

Waitress: "Now that's a boomerism, if I ever heard one."

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Ok, boomer."

Boomer: "STOP! Ok Boomer is the new N-word!"
Boomerism by neoproletariat November 10, 2019

Booveris 

Refers to a patient who presents as acutely awkward in social settings, resulting in twitching, banging on tables, hooting, rhythmic rocking and leg smacking in an almost Tourette's-like fashion. First audible symptom is a repetitive random vocalization, for example "Dirt dirt dirt" or "Beer beer beer". While vocalization subject matter is variable the vocalizations are commonly grouped in threes, and accompanied by specific body language, as if the speaker is making a particularly well defined point that defies argument(raised eyebrows, smug expression, eye contact). This can also be accompanied by inappropriate use of profanity, in particular in the presence of the very young or aged, hence the common misdiagnosis of Tourette's.

This condition is sometimes confused with mild Asperger's Syndrome or mild situational agoraphobia and is potentially sympathetic with OCD. Originally observed in Central Canada, with a brief outbreak in Eastern Canada, there is believed to be a tie with Latvia, perhaps due to immigration/emigration. It is not uncommon for Booveris to be treated by self-medication of intoxicants.

There is no clinical agreement if this condition is chromosomal, hereditary, viral, or bacterial.

Key to diagnosis is the patient's inability to prevent or even take note of the offensive/questionable behavior or, if attention is drawn to the behavior, for the patient to understand why the general pubic might be alarmed by the above noted behavior.
Greg: What's your problem?
Erik: There are too many people here I don't know.
Greg: You realize you're rocking back and forth and slapping your legs right?
Erik: Really? Oh "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I think maybe it's "Shot! Shot! Shot!" time to go.
Matt: Wow, you're exhibiting classic Booveris symptoms, I thought you were going to see a specialist?
Erik: Sure sure sure, after this beer beer beer.
Booveris by Gmonnaie October 4, 2008