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broderism

The worship of bipartisanship for its own sake, combined with a fake "pox on both their houses" attitude. The main goal is the establishment of a permanent ruling class of Washington insiders, our betters who know better. It is their rough agenda which is sold as "centrism" even when it has no actual relationship with the political center in a meaningful way. The establishment of an aristocratic class in America.

The belief that it all sides are equal and must compromise at all times. Regardless of the final outcome or the level of understanding or intelligence presented by each side.
Mark Foley had a bad relationship with pages; Sen. Vitter has visited Prositutes in New Orleans and Washington; Sen Craig tried to proposition an undercover officer; Newt Gingrich had multiple afairs; Duke Cunningham was bribed with Prostitutes; but William Jefferson had money in his fridge so both sides are clearly evil.

Wow, that's quite a Broderism.
by Brother Maynard October 8, 2007
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Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down
Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him
by Panzerfan April 7, 2009
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Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.
by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010
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Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.
by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010
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Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013
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Boomerism

Noun. A banal thought terminating cliche used by boomers and boomer sympathizers to convey the failed "conventional wisdom" of their generation. These cliche sayings are typical political or economic in nature and are refutable by hard real-world evidence.

The burden of evidence required to refute a "boomerism" is often substantial, requiring reference to the CPI (Consumer Price Index), Wage Index, or other economic data available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).

Millennials and Zoomers are too busy working their jobs as senior economic analysts, program directors, or serving coffee to pay off students loans, to refute boomerisms.

None the less, entitled boomers feel obliged to be provided with hours of high valued consulting work, at no cost, to disprove them. Millennials and Zoomers have adopted a strategy of responding to boomerism with the much less costly "Ok Boomer".
Boomer: "Well hello there youngster, what are you doing?"

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Doing my taxes. It looks like I might be able to pay off my student loans and mortgage by the time I'm 83."

Boomer: "I see you are eating avocado toast there! You know, if you ate less avocado toast, and lived in a shoe, you could be free of debt by now!"

Waitress: "Now that's a boomerism, if I ever heard one."

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Ok, boomer."

Boomer: "STOP! Ok Boomer is the new N-word!"
by neoproletariat November 10, 2019
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Broddism

A facebook religion, whose commandments and scriptures help maintain balance and order in the bro world
Brommandments (Commandments of Broddism):
1: Thou shalt not cockblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: Thy bros before thy hoes
3: Thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: Thou must always keep thy swag on in public

for 6-10, join the facebook group titled 'the bro commandments'
by wtf machine April 16, 2010
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