Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.

Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!

Brothology by 2 Guys 1 Canoe June 28, 2013

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

brociology 

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.

dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.

brociology by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009

bootyology 

The study of ass; the study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.

"I know a big fine booty 'cause I be a bootyologist, and that means I am an expert in bootyology."

bootyology by Slim Shady Semich December 3, 2003

Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"

He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish

bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

bathology

The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath

The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology

bathology by trousers7 March 18, 2015