Bootiology

The study of booty

I’m studying bootiology to become a bootiologist

by Dr.Momo December 5, 2019

Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.

Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!

by 2 Guys 1 Canoe June 28, 2013

bootyologist

( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.

" Man I am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and MD in ass 101."
" Dude, your pimpology is lame. You need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. Just watch this, and I'll school ya. Not...."

by taoteqingren November 18, 2005

boobology

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"

boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology

by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

brociology

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.

dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.

by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009

Bootyological

The ranking or placement of girls in the order of the booty sizes.

Guy 1: I'm having a hard time figuring out who I should take to prom. Each of these girls got a fat ass.
Guy 2: Aye man line em up in bootyological order and see who comes out on top.

by PurdueBound June 16, 2009

bootyology

The study of ass; the study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.

"I know a big fine booty 'cause I be a bootyologist, and that means I am an expert in bootyology."

by Slim Shady Semich December 3, 2003