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Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

bhaktology 

Bhaktology : Noun. Bhakt+ logy. Study of Bhakts and the phenomenon called Bhaktism.

Latest social media trend among the vertical political divide in Modified India. It is more effervescent during elections. Those Indians who are blind(not literary) supporters of one political party in India are Bhakts (The Devotees). Contrary to the conventional use of of the word which tilts towards color saffron, the Bhaktology can be either Saffron or Green. They act on emotions rather than rational thought process. For them, The Government and The Nation are synonyms. If someone criticizes their ideologies, he or she is termed as anti-national.

The Bhaktology is similar to an international phenomenon like 'white supremacy' or 'the black lives matter' as indicate the same type of divide in USA. Bhaktology is a definitive process and it removes all doubt about 'to be or not to be'. People will have to choose between the Devil and the Red sea in any case.
Q.What do you call a study of total devotion to a political party?
A. Yes, its Bhaktology, Its a camaraderie of highest proportion and if you are not with me than you are against me.
bhaktology by Funny Indian April 29, 2019

Barology 

The study of breaking down complex and entertaining verses or (bars) of Rap Music, indicating a specific line or (bar) of a standard 16 bar piece of paper.
I had to study Barology in order to understand the (bars) in Eminem’s new song
Barology by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

Brothology

The collection of the stories of Brometheus, Broseidon, Bropollo, and the many other gods of Brothology. Can be used in Phrat houses to teach pledges. All should live by the code of Brothology.
Brian- I majored in engineering, but minored in Brothology. All praise Broseidon!
James- All praise Broseidon!
The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008
Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.
brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

Greek Bhavology 

Greek Bhavology contains the stories and teachings of well-known Muslim brother Bhavesh Pau. Having gained a mass following Bhavesh Pao's history was kept well-maintained by his fans all around the world.
Say what 💅 I already told you everything about Greek Bhavology
Greek Bhavology by A.Rifkan May 17, 2022