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bropholactic 

Condom used specifically for the purpose of manfucking your friend.
I need to go to 7-11 to pick up a bropholactic so I can manfuck my bro John.
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Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.
Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.
Brophylactic by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009

brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.
My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!
brophylactic by 73Fatty September 14, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026