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Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.
Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.
Brophylactic by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009
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Brophilactic 

A friend who consistently interrupts or makes invalid your attempts to score with a female but is still your bro.
Johnny would have nailed that blonde chick if it wasn't for Charles rippin one in the car. What a brophilactic.
Brophilactic by Loafysnacks November 26, 2010

brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.
My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!
brophylactic by 73Fatty September 14, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026