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Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
Get the Brolocked mug.A word or phrase in which the first few letters are replaced with "bro" in order to quantify or highlight how much of a bro the person/animal/object/activity in question is.
Bro 1: Sup brofessor?
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!
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Get the Broly mug.A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.
The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.
by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015
Get the Brolio mug.In Dragon Ball Z he is a badass Saiyan that is spoken of in legends. He was born on the same day as kakarot (Goku) and hates more than anyone can hate anything because goku was bawling for hours shortly after being born. When Broly was born he had an insane power level of 10,000 which freaked out King Vegeta so he had the baby killed along with his father Paragus. Later on he met Goku again and sparked up pure rage unleashing the legendary Super Saiyan. This freaked out Vegeta(King Vegeta's son) and refused to fight him until later on. Only using all of goku, piccolo(a green alien from planet Namek), trunks(vegeta's son) and gohan (Goku's son) were they able to defeat him but he later found out he lived in another movie and got blasted into the sun, and also had a clone later on in another movie.
Broly scared the shit out of Vegeta and pretty much everyone else even his father. He will fuck your shit up.
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