Brolio

A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.

Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.

Brolio by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015

Brolio

This word was an accident when I meant to text “brooooooooo” but my thumb hit the wrong keys so it came out “brooooliooo”.

Now it’s a hip new word to call all your closest homies. Reserve this sick work only for the people you love the most

“Hey wassup Brolio”
“Not much very close friend of mine”

“He’s such a brolio”
“Brolio, I knowlio”

Brolio by Gbabe October 29, 2017

brolio

The brain wasting disease causative of broliferation at large. Symptoms include chronic surfing disorder (C.S.D.), compulsive 24 pack purchasing (C.T.F.P.P.), and the often deadly D.M.B. Levels of infection are pandemic in Southern California where brave brolio patients can be heard loudly exhalting eachother to the level of a particular women's undergarment, but sadly the symptoms are often overlooked or misdiagnosed as marijuana addiction and failing any early detection this disease is almost always fatal.

Worried Parent: Doctor, is there any news?

Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.

Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!

brolio by Capt.Crunk June 3, 2009

Brociopath 

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).

Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."

Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

brolloquialism 

A word or phrase in which the first few letters are replaced with "bro" in order to quantify or highlight how much of a bro the person/animal/object/activity in question is.

Bro 1: Sup brofessor?
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!

brolloquialism by Drizzy Finks January 19, 2011

brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

brolific by Lamb Lamb July 22, 2010