Brokenside 

To perform the act of sexin' up someones ear.

(Bustin a nut in the ear is optional)

Ex: Man me and Chelsea just brokensided it up in the bathroom.

Brokenside by Jmcg93 November 8, 2009

brokencyde 

The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

brokencyde by Ihatebadmusic January 25, 2009

brokencyde 

Brokencyde (marketed as brokeNCYDE and also known as BC13) is a 4-piece group from New Mexico that combines crunk and screamo musical styles. Many music listeners despise them, and they get almost invariably bad reviews by magazines and critics. Brokencyde still maintains a fairly large audience of mostly "scene" teenagers, who themselves are often harshly criticized. Their latest album, as of November 2009, is I'm Not A Fan..But The Kids Like It. Brokencyde has garnered intense hatred from all music circles, and is universally regarded as an example of poor music, both lyrically and musically.

Typically found on a music forum:

<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> lol i just got the new brokeNCYDE record
<FenderGuitarist59> You have terrible taste in music
<Br00t4l-sc3ne88> stfu faggot ur music sux cock
<BassMan00 (MOD)> Agree with FG, banned

brokencyde by some-random-asshole November 1, 2009

Brokencyde 

The equivalent of having the penis of Satan violently shoved into your ear.

Or Ear Rape that some people actually want.

Kid 1: I heard that new Brokencyde song.
Kid 2: Well, I feel bad for you already.

Brokencyde by I dunno. >_> April 9, 2010

Brokencyder 

A person who listens, or looks like they listen to Brokencyde.

Guy1: Hey, Guy2, look at that guy, I bet they're a brokencyder.

Guy2: Damn Guy1, big time brokencyder.

Brokencyder by WhoDoYouThinkItIs July 5, 2010

Brokencyde 

Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music:

The band that always wins the "what is the worst shit-ass music ever created by man" argument. Everyone thinks that they know horrible music, but upon subjugation to the "freaxx" youtube video, Brokencyde unanimously decides the debate.

It is now the gold standard to which all unbelievably shitty music is to be compared.

<SH>: Oh man, you should have heard this terrible fucking band this emofag was playing in his car. I mean worst music EVER
(creates jerking motion with hand)

<JA>: Oh yeah? Listen to this.
(finds Brokencyde on youtube)

<SH>: ...my god.
(loses faith in humanity)

Brokencyde by Fucknspend March 28, 2009

Brokencyde 

Brokencyde is possibly one of the worst bands ever. People don't know how that noise they make is even considered music.

Dude, I hear she likes Brokencyde.

Brokencyde sucks, I don't even know how they can be considered music.

Brokencyde by Schazam the Man March 11, 2009