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harriet brokenshire 

the hottest person to ever exist
‘have you seen harriet brokenshire today’
‘yeah man shes the fittest person in the world’

borkenshire 

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008

brokensharted 

When you're terribly sad and you simutaneously shart in your pants.
Tammy-Paul: Now, what's wrong Micah? Talk to Tammy-Paul...
Micah: I don't know Tammy-Paul. After eating all of that chili and then hearing the news about Pinky's arrest, I just feel brokensharted.
brokensharted by Jean-Paul Shartre September 5, 2008

Brokenside 

To perform the act of sexin' up someones ear.

(Bustin a nut in the ear is optional)
Ex: Man me and Chelsea just brokensided it up in the bathroom.
Brokenside by Jmcg93 November 8, 2009

Brokenaire 

Brokenaire- a person lacking of many funds and looking forward to dropping off all his/her lack of funds and finding some!
Brokenaire window shopping
Brokenaire by Madcowwithatail November 28, 2017

brokenshard 

When utilizing the latrine to deficate and it feels like your passing glass.
"Dude i totally was on the crapper the other day and it felt like brokenshard"
brokenshard by evil elvis lives January 31, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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