An upper class establishment of Bros who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
by thrizzledorum January 5, 2011
Get the brogent mug.In the Military a Brogent is a Non-Commisioned Officer, whom is also a Bro.
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).
"You have earned the rank of Brogent."-Brogent Czek
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek
"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith
by Brogent Smith April 9, 2013
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An upper class establishment of Bro’s who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Sean Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.
A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Sean Connery fucking the queen.
A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?
didn't you know, he's a brogent
didn't you know, he's a brogent
by FeralOni January 4, 2011
Get the Brogent mug.The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.
by ZagBro December 29, 2007
Get the bromentum mug.The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
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Get the broment mug.An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"
Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
by Savy January 9, 2008
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