Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotentious

A douchy frat boy that comes from a wealthy or upperclass family that has snobbish or otherwise pretentious tastes.

He drinks all night then eats caviar for breakfast... such a brotentious Douchbag.

by crasslanguage July 19, 2017

britentious

A pretentious person who is British

Ugh, David Attenborough in that BBC special was so britentious.

by Quadobyulon March 4, 2020

PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

by ducty December 29, 2011

Brocetious

A joking or sarcastic tone between bros.

Bro A) Bro, I'm sooooo pumped for the math exam.
Bro B) I know Bro, I'm gonna make it my bitch!

Non-Bro) You suck at math, stop being so brocetious

by winggirl2.0 March 9, 2011