Brotentious 

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

Brotentious by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotentious 

A douchy frat boy that comes from a wealthy or upperclass family that has snobbish or otherwise pretentious tastes.

He drinks all night then eats caviar for breakfast... such a brotentious Douchbag.

Brotentious by crasslanguage July 19, 2017

britentious 

A pretentious person who is British

Ugh, David Attenborough in that BBC special was so britentious.

britentious by Quadobyulon March 4, 2020

PROtentious 

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

PROtentious by ducty December 29, 2011

Brocetious 

A joking or sarcastic tone between bros.

Bro A) Bro, I'm sooooo pumped for the math exam.
Bro B) I know Bro, I'm gonna make it my bitch!

Non-Bro) You suck at math, stop being so brocetious

Brocetious by winggirl2.0 March 9, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020