Brodesser

A big fat boy without achilles tendons

#legs#feet

´Hey is that a Brodesser?´

by Jackie CHan FAN 100 April 7, 2018

Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Brodster

A very funny male, who tends to enjoy filling his shoes with snow and girls moaning. Brodsters like skatboarding and wearing hats. They are very imature and own 800 doormice
See Freak

Random Person: Heyy do you have a doormouse i could have?
Brodster: NO! i always have to have ecactly 800!

by UberNoob April 6, 2008

Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.

Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.

by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

brodefyer

a brodefyer is someone who defys the command of other bros

careful man, he tends to be a real brodefyer. watch out– you don’t know what this guy might do

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

Brodysseus

P.N. The protagonist of the Brahdyssey and the hero of the Brojan War. Brodysseus is one of the most epic bros ever and is only surpassed by Broseidon due to his godlike status.

Brodysseus sailed across the Brahgean Sea to fight in the Brojan War.

Brodysseus made a bed using brahlive branches.

Telebrahchus, the son of Brodysseus, took several years to master the art of the Bro and Arrow.

by brogon November 25, 2010