After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.
A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.
A very funny male, who tends to enjoy filling his shoes with snow and girls moaning. Brodsters like skatboarding and wearing hats. They are very imature and own 800 doormice
See Freak
Random Person: Heyydo you have a doormouse i could have?
Brodster: NO! i always have to have ecactly 800!
P.N. The protagonist of the Brahdyssey and the hero of the Brojan War. Brodysseus is one of the most epicbros ever and is only surpassed by Broseidon due to his godlike status.
Brodysseus sailed across the Brahgean Sea to fight in the Brojan War.
Brodysseus made a bed using brahlive branches.
Telebrahchus, the son of Brodysseus, tookseveral years to master the art of the Bro and Arrow.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.