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Brodester 

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
Brodester by Pocketchips April 24, 2010
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da bridster 

cool hip hop librarian, marginally short, scottish ghetto slang for a pie, huggable, pretty damn cool, fablioni
wow, wow, wo you be as hip as da bridster
da bridster by ro-ro-on-no February 7, 2010
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Brodette 

A chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. Drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.
"Victoria, you're damn chill, I appreciate you brodette".
Brodette by dkwondo April 11, 2011

Brotosterone 

Male euphoria during athletic occasions
The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.
Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

Brodette 

The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.

Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
"You know Bridgette too?"
"Yeah she's super cool. An absolute Brodette."
Brodette by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

Brodster 

A very funny male, who tends to enjoy filling his shoes with snow and girls moaning. Brodsters like skatboarding and wearing hats. They are very imature and own 800 doormice
See Freak
Random Person: Heyy do you have a doormouse i could have?
Brodster: NO! i always have to have ecactly 800!
Brodster by UberNoob April 6, 2008

brometer 

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011