Brockmofo

a noun. Most commonly defined as a douchebag with no life, who has turned to alcoholism. They are often driven around by their girlfriends or other random guhs due to multiple DUI's or suspended licenses.

Guy 1: Look at that loser in the passenger seat messing with his ankle bracelet

Guy 2: He's such a Brockmofo

by DaveTLM9 October 23, 2008

brocktoon

1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.

I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

by cheech July 20, 2004

Brockoff

Telling some one to F-off in a polite and proper manner, or when someone has been slacking off and not holding there own when working with others

Guy:What the hell has he been doing this whole time?
Girl:I don't know probably Brockoff'n the paper work again.

by KoolKidzSayWhat August 13, 2014

bromofoshomofosho

The highest level of friendship, the one person who is truly like a brother from another mother.

Esue: Man, Peter you are my bromofoshomofosho.
Peter: Really? *Cries tears of joy*

by ChimmieChunga March 16, 2016

Bromofob

Some one that is afraid of bro's

Tom is a bromofob

by Cry4dawn_2000 February 15, 2022

brocktoon

an over-masculine man with a large, rigid jaw line and a huge, sometimes dimpled chin. Most are very arrogant and self-important A stereotypical brocktoon would be the high school quarterback who dates a blonde cheerleader (the "flacktoon") or a cocky businessman. A self-important masculine African American may be labeled a "Blacktoon", and a Latino brocktoon is usually labeled a "Forntoon". A good example of a brocktoon would include Don from Napoleon Dynamite.

"Ever since his team won the finals, Billy has been acting like a real brocktoon."

by NaCl January 2, 2006

brocktoon

a wardrobe malfunction or revealing clothing involving a woman's breasts. The term is usually given as a warning signal of impending exposure

That dress is kind of brocktoon. You are brocktooning all over the place. "BROCKTOON!!!!"

by Lenny Boo July 15, 2011