Skip to main content

Brockmofo 

a noun. Most commonly defined as a douchebag with no life, who has turned to alcoholism. They are often driven around by their girlfriends or other random guhs due to multiple DUI's or suspended licenses.
Guy 1: Look at that loser in the passenger seat messing with his ankle bracelet

Guy 2: He's such a Brockmofo
Brockmofo by DaveTLM9 October 23, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

brocktoon 

1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
brocktoon by cheech July 20, 2004

Brockoff 

Telling some one to F-off in a polite and proper manner, or when someone has been slacking off and not holding there own when working with others
Guy:What the hell has he been doing this whole time?
Girl:I don't know probably Brockoff'n the paper work again.
Brockoff by KoolKidzSayWhat August 13, 2014

bromofoshomofosho 

The highest level of friendship, the one person who is truly like a brother from another mother.
Esue: Man, Peter you are my bromofoshomofosho.
Peter: Really? *Cries tears of joy*

Bromofob 

Some one that is afraid of bro's
Tom is a bromofob
Bromofob by Cry4dawn_2000 February 15, 2022

brocktoon 

an over-masculine man with a large, rigid jaw line and a huge, sometimes dimpled chin. Most are very arrogant and self-important A stereotypical brocktoon would be the high school quarterback who dates a blonde cheerleader (the "flacktoon") or a cocky businessman. A self-important masculine African American may be labeled a "Blacktoon", and a Latino brocktoon is usually labeled a "Forntoon". A good example of a brocktoon would include Don from Napoleon Dynamite.
"Ever since his team won the finals, Billy has been acting like a real brocktoon."
brocktoon by NaCl January 2, 2006

brocktoon 

a wardrobe malfunction or revealing clothing involving a woman's breasts. The term is usually given as a warning signal of impending exposure
That dress is kind of brocktoon. You are brocktooning all over the place. "BROCKTOON!!!!"
brocktoon by Lenny Boo July 15, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next