Brockoff

Telling some one to F-off in a polite and proper manner, or when someone has been slacking off and not holding there own when working with others

Guy:What the hell has he been doing this whole time?
Girl:I don't know probably Brockoff'n the paper work again.

by KoolKidzSayWhat August 13, 2014

brickoff

a brick off is to have a competion on your blackberry pearl with another person where the waiger is such of the loser getting a profare tattoo or losing their blackbery pearl

"WHOA I JUST LOST THE BRICKOFF. I guess I have to now get a Propery of TRK Inc. Tattoo on my body cause I died and you won by 90000 points, even after I cheated twice.

man, i suck

by sam,trk, and chuck November 11, 2007

tom brokoff

verb: to get extremely hurt while doing something stupid. Derived from the phrase "broke off", which means to get hurt, and Tom Brokoff (an NBC lead anchor who constantly reports of tragedy).

"that fool tried to cross the tracks to beat the train but ended up getting tom brokoff!!!"

by ttentrah July 24, 2007

Brockhoff’d

The act of having your business documentation meticulously dissected, analysed, and rewritten — often with ruthless attention to the most subtle of issues. This includes, but is not limited to, sentence structure, bullet point punctuation, Oxford commas, and whether “governance” deserves a capital letter in the second paragraph.

Often leaves the original author questioning whether they’ve ever actually learned English.

I submitted the client proposal yesterday and got totally Brockhoff’d — he sent back a tracked changes version that looked like it had been through a literary blender.

by Canberra_boy_147 June 4, 2025