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Boopability 

The ease with which one can boop a dog's snoot.
The dog's snoot displayed high levels of boopability.
Boopability by Loannie205 October 17, 2018

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.
The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

bonability 

Bonability is the amount someone would like to 'bone' someone. usually on a scale of 1-10. 1 being not at all, 5 being 'eh maybe', 10 being absolutly or 'over and over'
person 1: she scores very high on the bonability scale...she scores a good 9.
person 2: i disagree, although she is a very attractive woman, i do not like her personality
person 1: what a weenie! on the bonability scale you dont consider personality...only looks!
person 2: oh now i understand! thanks person 1!
bonability by iabr February 29, 2008

probability

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?
probability by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening
A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck
probability by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

Blabability 

The ability to blab on forever, and ever. Mostly used on Girls. Another way to call a girl annoying pretty much.
Sam: God that girl cannot stop talking!
Bill: Yeah she has too much Blabability
Blabability by Thejewishmilkman November 25, 2011