robability 

The chances of a person being robbed.

"I wore my bathing suit with secret pockets to Wild Water Kingdom, now I have an increased robability rate."

robability by dutchmuch89 August 20, 2013

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Waifu Probability Potential by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

jerry-rigability 

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

jerry-rigability by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

rockability 

totally rockable YO. Makes you want to say 'rock on' and bang your head.

"what did you think of the concert?"
"ROCKABILITY!" *headbangs*

rockability by Laurellz! w/ no help from JENCO. May 13, 2005

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

probability by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

Brobability 

The chances of two people becoming bros or babes.

Dude what do you think is the brobability of Chandramukhii and Jwalamukhi?

- I would say 90% for bro and 10% for babe.

Brobability by See Mah Ante May 3, 2021

probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

probability by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009