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A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
Broats by Nick March 28, 2003
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An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK
👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK
BROTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019
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burn the boats 

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
burn the boats by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.
"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

Bratsagna 

Bratsagna not Lasagna! its made with Brats not hamburger meat.
Bruh get you some Bratsagna instead of the usual Lasagna your Grandma makes!
Bratsagna by DSharkeyM November 17, 2022

epic boatsex 

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
epic boatsex by Bland212 August 22, 2017

Bratsgiving 

A holiday on August 16th that Johnsonville made up to sell more sausages.
“Brats are so good man… that’s why I’m glad Bratsgiving is a thing because now I can eat 20 of them in one sitting without feeling like a slob. 😄”