BROTASTIK

An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK

👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK

BROTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Brotassium 

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

brotastrophe 

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros

Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe

brotastrophe by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012

Brotating 

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Brotastic 

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.

"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"

Brotastic by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008

Brotastrophy 

Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.

Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.

Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.

Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.

Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.

Brotastrophy by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009

Brotesticular 

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.

"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"

Brotesticular by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014