BROTASTIK
BROTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019
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Brotassium
The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.
"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009
Related Words
BROTASTIK • Brotastic • Brotasticdouchebag • Brotating • brotation • Broasting • Brotesting • bootastic • broastie • Botastic
brotastrophe
brotastrophe by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012
Brotating
Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021
Brotastic
To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.
"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"
Brotastic by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008
Brotastrophy
Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.
Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.
Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.
Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.
Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.
Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
Brotastrophy by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009
Brotesticular
The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
Brotesticular by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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